Dream - Funny hard worker words can be a source of encouragement for Dream's friends in carrying out their daily work. It cannot be denied, working is indeed very tiring. Not to mention if faced with difficult tasks, full of pressure, and sometimes excessive working hours. This makes feelings mixed up. However, it still has to be done to sustain life. Well, to ward off tiredness and boredom, funny hard worker words can be a source of entertainment for Dream's friends. In addition, you can also get inspiration from these words.

"I hate mornings. And Mondays. And working. But, other than that, I am completely happy.""I always give 100 percent at work: 10 percent on Mondays, 23 percent on Tuesdays, 40 percent on Wednesdays, 22 percent on Thursdays, and 5 percent on Fridays!""Getting paid to sleep... that's my dream job.""As I grow older and wiser, I find that there are six things I really like about my job. Payday, lunchtime, quitting time, vacation time, vacations, and of course retirement.""I don't know what my job is here. I just drink a lot of coffee."

"I'm not ready for Monday. Can I have Sunday again?" "Happy anniversary of working here! I don't know if I should congratulate or express my condolences..." "Congratulations on your new job that you may not like." "Celebrities are people who work hard all their lives to become famous, then wear sunglasses so they won't be recognized." "It's a bit disappointing when your colleagues get paid more than you and you still have to show them how to send an email."

"There's nothing more embarrassing than seeing someone do something you said couldn't be done." "Sorry, I can't go to work tomorrow. I broke my motivation." "The golden rule of work is that the boss's jokes are always funny." "Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?" "If you ever get caught sleeping at work, raise your head slowly and say 'In the name of Jesus, I pray. Amen.'" "Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time."

"I'm sorry, I missed your call; I took too long to answer because I was dancing to the ringtone." "We are offering a two-week vacation but we ask that you do not take Mondays, Fridays, end of the month, beginning of the month, or any day when other employees are taking leave." "It's been a long week. - Signed: Me, in the middle of Tuesday." "Office: A place where you can relax after a hard day at home." "Sorry, I don't have the social skills to communicate with you when the office internet is down." "The best part of going to work is coming home at the end of the day."

"This job is a test. It's just a test. If it had been a real job, you would have received a salary increase, promotion, and other forms of recognition."If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter."My job gives me health insurance and ulcers, anxiety and depression."Sometimes I am so bored at work that I seriously consider doing some work."Thank you for all your hard work. We will reward you by giving you someone else's job to complete.""

"When I make a mistake - I'm stupid. When my boss makes a mistake - he's just human!""I told my boss what I really think about him, and the truth set me free... from my job!""I hate my job. But, I work in the office to buy things that I don't need.""I will retire and live off my savings. What I will do on the second day, I don't know.""Going to work doesn't make me happy, but getting paid does.""I love my boss! I love my job! I am an entrepreneur!"

"I don't work well under pressure or in other circumstances.""Hard work never kills anyone, but why take the risk?""Not doing anything is very difficult to do... You never know when you're done.""By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may become the boss and work... 12 hours a day.""The brain is an extraordinary organ; it starts working when you wake up in the morning and doesn't stop until you get to the office.""Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the job." - Earl Nightingale

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"Life is already difficult and sometimes full of problems. That's why, sometimes life just needs to be laughed at." - Ernest Prakasa

"People who never do more than what they receive, never get paid more than what they do." - Elbert Hubbard

"If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito." - Dalai Lama

"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter." - John Gotti

"The reward for good work is more work." - Francesca Elisia"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves crash on the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali"It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you." - Dwight D. Eisenhower"If you don't want to look foolish from time to time, you will have nothing big happen to you." - Gregory House"