"You're stressed because of piled up tasks? Don't worry, there's a solution! Spread out the tasks so they don't pile up." "Dream freely about what you want, because it's only a dream." "Do you know about exes? Exes are like passing salary, just passing through our lives." "If you can't convince and impress people with your intelligence, confuse them with your foolishness." "Because a drop of ink can ruin a whole pot of milk. This proverb doesn't apply if the milk is powdered milk." "My motorcycle has a million stories of being ugly, while yours is good a million per month." "They say girls like guys with a sense of humor. But the truth is, they prefer Aliando over Cak Lontong."

"Don't worry, good days will come. Those days are called Friday, Saturday, and Sunday." "Once fallen, get up, twice, stay strong. If you fall again, then use your eyes when walking." "Don't tell someone who asks, because maybe they like tempeh." "Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth." "Studying together is a moment where everything in the world is discussed except the subject itself." "It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste." "If someone throws a stone at you, throw back a flower, and don't forget the pot." "If zombies attack, you'll be safe. Because what they're after is brains."

"If only your mouth was a vehicle registration certificate, I would have pawned it."What's the point of loving you without being loved, it's better to love your intestines and drink syrup every day."In life, think and recite more to live peacefully and calmly. Have a good lunch, don't forget to pay."Getting paid is like an ex, it only lasts for a short time."Marriage is complicated. If it's simple, it's called a restaurant."Life is simple. Fry, lift, then drain."Where there is excess, there is a return."Maybe you need to eat makeup. So that you can be beautiful from the inside too."When I stay at home for too long: Sometimes I laugh to myself, sometimes I talk to myself.""

Reading funny motivational words is suitable for those of you who have a busy schedule. Reading funny motivational words may be able to make you more enthusiastic in living your life. Check out this collection of funny but meaningful captions that Dream has successfully summarized from various sources: "Consistency is difficult, what is light is rest." "A study revealed that there are several types of mangoes that are toxic if eaten together with cyanide."

"A study states that the closeness of a father to his child is like the closeness of a child to his father." "Mosquitoes are an example of animals that humans pay close attention to, even though they don't get sick, we give them medicine." "Irony in life: humans create cell phones. Cell phones are getting smarter. Humans are not." "Even though it's said to be unhygienic, eating by the roadside is still much healthier than eating in the middle of the road." "If someone calls you ugly, don't despair, it doesn't necessarily mean they're lying." "Beautiful women are not a guarantee for a happy and enjoyable life, especially if they're boring." "If you fail today, never give up. Repeat your failures until your boss gives up."

"Do not hate yourself, because that is someone else's job." "Heartache and toothache both start from something sweet." "No matter how tired you are from work, being unemployed is even more exhausting." "Saving half to death, spending half unconsciously." "No matter how heavy your problem is, don't forget to complain." "There is only one key to health, which is not getting sick." "The key to success in a relationship is always cleaning up chat history." "You are polite, we are suspicious." "Humans create cell phones. Cell phones are getting smarter. Humans are not."

"The road to success is filled with many tempting parking spaces." "Not doing something is difficult. You never know when it will be finished." "When life closes a door for you, just open it again. It's just a door, that's how it works." "If size really matters, elephants would have long been the kings of the jungle." "We learn from experience that humans never learn anything from experience."

"\u201cNapping sounds very childish. I prefer to call it a horizontal life break.\u201d\u201cYou can't make everyone happy. You're not chocolate.\u201d\u201cLaughter can be the best medicine. But if you laugh without a clear reason, maybe you need medicine.\u201d\u201cWhat did you take in college? I just took the lessons from it.\u201d\u201cIf you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?" - George Carlin\u201d\u201cHoney in your right hand, poison in your sending hand, but fate remains in God's hands.\u201d\u201cFate doesn't go anywhere, but competitors are everywhere.\u201d\u201cIt's better to be laughed at for not being married than not being able to laugh after being married.\u201d"

"\u201cSunday is the weekend but our love will never end.\u201d\u201cYour eyes are like traffic lights, making me stop every time I see them.\u201d\u201cIf we ride a motorcycle together, we will definitely be stopped by the police. Because it's always the three of us, me, you, and love.\u201d\u201cMy longing for you is like the Sumber Kencono bus. The later it gets at night, the more reckless it becomes.\u201d\u201cThey say girls like funny guys. But the truth is, they prefer Aliando over Cak Lontong.\u201d"

"If you can't live without me, why haven't you died yet?""My mind is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then they can't be found again." Anonymous"I remember, once upon a time, I wanted to grow up quickly. Turns out, I was wrong." Anonymous"The best way to appreciate a job is to imagine yourself without one."The greatest thief ever produced by this world is the habit of procrastination, and he is still at large."Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."Failure is like fertilizer; it may stink, but it helps everything grow faster in the future."My wallet is like an onion: opening it makes me cry.""

"Actually, math lessons in America are more difficult because they are mixed with English language." "Actually, someone else's girlfriend is also our girlfriend, because we are also people." "If you focus too much on maintaining your image, your life is only as good as a jpeg." "Work hard until your neighbors think your income is the result of black magic." "One stroke of the oar, and the tiredness won't disappear for two or three days." "Nothing is permanent, except for change and expenses." "When you are lazy, it doesn't mean you are diligent."

"Where there is excess, there is a return." "Maybe you need to eat makeup. So you can be beautiful from the inside too." "When I stay at home for too long: Sometimes I laugh alone, sometimes I talk to myself." "My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry." "Heartache and toothache both start from something sweet." "Appreciate both of your parents, they graduated from school without the help of Google."

"A successful man is someone who can earn more money than his wife spends. A successful woman is someone who can find a man like that." - Lana Turner "Man may plan, but the balance also determines." "When you are ugly, don't be afraid to love. Because the one who should be afraid is the one you love." - Cak Lontong "Blaming oneself is difficult for humans. A stiff neck is blamed on the wrong pillow." "Always follow your heart's words. But don't forget to bring your brain as well." "Motivators and speakers cannot make me work diligently. Only installments and bills can." "I am not lazy. I am currently running on energy-saving mode."

"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser." "Beauty is relative, depending on the position of the camera and the intensity of light." "They say after darkness comes light. Turns out, if it's not bright yet, they don't want to go home." "Fools are happier with their foolishness." "No matter how high a stork flies, it will eventually become soy sauce." "Money is not everything. There are still credit cards and others."

"If size really matters, elephants would have long been the kings of the forest." "When life gives you lemons, spray it in someone's eyes." "Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth." "It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste." "The greatest thief ever produced by this world is the habit of procrastination, and he is still on the run." "Good advice is something given by someone when they are too old to set a bad example." "Stop looking for the perfect person. Just find someone with money, a car, and a house." "Success begins with a dream. So let's sleep more."

"His name is life. There will be many trials. If there are many clothes, then do the laundry."Problems can make us more mature, so let's have more problems."If you want a partner who can make your life filled with wealth, don't look for a partner, look for a supernatural power."There are so many people who live in negligence. While their burial shroud is being woven."When life closes the opportunity door for you, just open it again. It's just a door, that's how it works."Humans can plan, but the balance determines as well.""

"Why is it difficult to move on? Because from elementary school until now, what is learned is to memorize or remember, not to forget." "Take a parking attendant as an example. Even though he has many cars, he never boasts because he knows they are all just entrusted to him." "Meeting you is destiny, becoming your friend is my choice, but falling in love with you is beyond my ability." "Love is sincerity. There is no coercion or sense of satisfaction. -B.J. Habibie" "If longing could speak, perhaps nothing could stop it." "Everything takes time. Appreciating a process is the best thing we can do." "How could I not fall in love? Your smile and gaze alone are enchanting like a sunset."

"If your life is bitter, make lemonade. But if your life is really bitter, maybe you can try coffee. Who knows, your life might become more 'brew-tiful'." "Why can elephants remember everything? Because they are always 't-runk' in our hearts! Remember, we can also face problems with the strength we have." "In reality, happiness is not about having everything." "Be patient, we are asked to endure only until we return." "Sometimes silence is better in dealing with situations than insisting on forcing others to understand."

"When life gives you oranges, make orange juice. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you durian, it might be better to make durian ice cream and share it with neighbors who don't like you."Don't worry about the future, everything is in God's hands. Worry when you're not serious about approaching Him."There are two things that are so loyal to accompany in life. Introducing, their names are laughter and tears."No one writes pain as clear as sunset to the night; that it is ready to be forgotten."We are not destined to be liked by everyone. Let those who hate, hate with their own reasons. Don't try to convince, because they will remain more convinced in their hatred.""

"When we believe that no loss is planned, then we should also understand that farewells are the same. "I am released; discarded in vain, after being tightly bound. Disappointed, but what can I do?" "There are times when you just want to stand with the wind, telling all the secrets, then shedding tears." "Never judge a book by its cover. But if the book doesn't give you laughter, just throw it away! Life is too short to read boring books." "We should live like hot air balloons. Keep rising, even when hit by strong winds. Remember, courage is our helium!" "Don't repeat the same mistakes because there are still other mistakes."

"If words can't make you laugh, maybe you need to check whether your life has been updated to the latest version or not." "If you feel that this world is too serious, remember that even monkeys can become Jokers. Laugh before your life becomes 'serious monkey business'." "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... and don't forget to add a little sugar because life sometimes needs to be sweetened." "No matter how clever a squirrel jumps, it will eventually fall. No matter how single someone is, they will eventually get married."