"Dream - Ex, a word that often brings memories, both sweet and bitter. There are times when someone gets trapped in the shadows of the past, remembering all the moments together that have passed. Make sure not to get too lost in those memories because it can become an obstacle to moving forward. In fact, life goes on, and new opportunities await ahead. Perhaps Dream friends need funny words for an ex. Instead of constantly thinking about it and stressing out, it's better to express your frustration using those words to feel more relieved."

"Because a better future will not be created if we keep looking back. Funny words for an ex will also be a special entertainment for you in the midst of uncertain feelings. Here are some funny words for an ex as summarized by Dream from various sources."

Sure! Here’s the translation of the provided text while preserving the HTML tags: ```html "Don't call me an ex. Just call me an alumnus. Who knows, we might have a reunion." "Have you ever seen an ex and asked 'was I drunk during the relationship?'" "Thank you for the wounds you have given. Hopefully, someday you will receive a fitting response. When that time comes, I hope you are strong." "An ex is like a broken thread, even though it can be reconnected, it leaves a mark." "If tears could become pearls, I think I would already be a conglomerate with all the tears you made me shed yesterday." ```

Here's the translation of the provided text while preserving the HTML tags: "Exes are like deleting files or data." "Why are my exes still alive? They used to say they couldn't live without me." "Are you a girlfriend or a flip-flop? So easy to be taken by someone else." "Behind every successful person, there are many exes who have regretted." "You remind me of small change. Two-faced and not really valuable." "Is it true that ex is short for sweet but devil?" "Thank you for leaving during my toughest times. I just realized that I can get through it without you." "

Here is the translation of the provided 'Bahasa' text to 'English' while preserving the HTML tags: ```html "One day you will surely regret and want to come back again. But I'm sorry, by then I will have found my true love." "Something that has broken cannot be whole again." "You sound more melodious when your mouth is closed." "Even a piece of laundry can disappear if left hanging for too long, let alone feelings." "There's no need to feel depressed just because of an ex from the past; it's the same as being sad when you see the cleaning staff taking out the trash in your house." "You've already hurt my heart enough; it ends here. Don't come back again." ```

Here is the translation of the provided text while preserving the HTML tags: "They say if soulmates are a rib, then exes have become fossils or mere bones." "Your words are like refillable perfume, fragrant but fake." "Waiting is like chocolate, sweet but has an expiration date." "I hope one day your life will be as beautiful as what you showcase on Facebook." "Your love is like fireworks, very beautiful when it lights up but doesn't last long." "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I said you were stupid. I thought you already knew." "Dating for such a short time? Are you dating or just kissing hands." "

"Darling, if you want to be two-faced, at least make one of them look beautiful." "Before, they said they couldn't live without me, so how are they still alive now?" "Chase success until your ex wants to get back together." - Raditya Dika "Before, if you didn't know, you wouldn't care, now that you're broken up with your beloved, you pretend not to know." "Like the song by Peterpan, an ex is a past that is left behind, oppressed, and marginalized." "Betraying is a choice, not a mistake." "An ex-lover is just like a debt; we never really forget them. We just always pretend to forget them." - M. Aan Mansyur"