1. Guess: Why can't airplanes fly backwards? Answer: Because they don't have rearview mirrors. 2. Guess: What do David Beckham and Britney Spears have in common? Answer: They both don't know you. 3. Guess: Which animal is the healthiest? Answer: Grasshoppers and butterflies, because they eat rice during the day and drink milk at night.

4. Guess: What buffalo makes you tired? Answer: walking to Bogor 5. Guess: What monkey is the biggest? Answer: Kingdom 6. Guess: When called, it runs away? Answer: Pickpocket 7. Guess: When called, it climbs up? Answer: Well digger 8. Guess: Who is the strongest person in the world? Answer: Chess player, because they can lift castles, horses, and so on. 9. Guess: "What always goes up but never comes down?" Answer: "Our age!"

10. Guess: "Why do fish always stay in water?" Answer: "Because if they're on land, they're not called fish, but road!" 11. Guess: "What animal never loses?" Answer: "Spider." 12. Guess: "What fish receives an award?" Answer: "Oscar fish." 13. Guess: "Grandma, what kind of grandma can fly?" Answer: "Grandma bird, grandma fly, grandma mosquito." 14. Guess: "What animal is often stepped on by people but remains silent?" Answer: "Zebra cross."

15. Guess: There are 5 kg of rice poured with gasoline, so what is it? Answer: so it becomes chaotic, you should try it at the market. 16. Guess: Which one is heavier, 1 kg of iron or 1 kg of cotton? Answer: they are the same weight, both are 1 kg. 17. Guess: Why don't men use sanitary pads? Answer: because if they do, they will be mistaken for carrying hotdogs. 18. Guess: "What kind of cat can stand on one leg?" Answer: "A tiptoeing cat!" 19. Guess: Which animal has the most eyes? Answer: A kilogram of anchovies.

20. Guess: What elephant has short tusks?Answer: A flat-nosed elephant.21. Guess: What country has a majority of male population?Answer: Bang-ladesh.22. Guess: What city is the most bitter?Answer: Bitter gourd city.23. Guess: What is the difference between a goat and a kambring?Answer: A goat has four legs while a kambring has four and a half legs.24. Guess: What is the difference between soto and coto?Answer: Soto uses beef meat while coto uses capi meat.

27. Guess: Which is better, imported rice or local rice? Answer: delicious rice, do you like rice? 28. Guess: Who is smarter, a dog or a monkey? Answer: have you ever been in the same class as them? 29. Guess: What fur can't stand up? Answer: the village head's fur is still sleeping, hehehe 30. Guess: What car is on top of a tree? Answer: a leaf car is fine, a trunk car is also fine, it's up to you.