"Dream - Playing futsal is not just about kicking the ball and scoring goals. For futsal kids, the court is a place to gather, joke around, and of course, express themselves through funny words that can make the whole team burst into laughter. During futsal matches, jokes often become an inseparable part of the game. These jokes make the atmosphere even more exciting. This time, Dream will share a collection of funny futsal kids' phrases that are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud while playing. Prepare yourself, because after this, you might find yourself laughing more than scoring goals!"

Sure! Here’s the translation with the HTML tags preserved: "Playing futsal is easy, what's hard is keeping your emotions when your friend plays as a goalkeeper but can't catch the ball!" "If you play futsal, you have to be serious, yeah serious about making the opponent laugh." "Our goals may be few, but the important thing is to keep our hairstyles cool on the field." "Don't be mad, Bro, losing on the futsal field is just temporary. The important thing is that tonight we still eat meatballs together!""

"Futsal is an art; if you can't score a goal, at least you can make the opponent laugh." "Our team is indeed better at teasing than scoring." "If only escaping reality was as easy as running on the futsal court, life would definitely be easier!" "Physical training is important, but training to laugh together with the team is even more important!" "On the futsal court, what matters most isn't the goals, but who can bully their friend with a sprained ankle the fastest.""

Here is the translated text with the HTML tags preserved: "Futsal is like love, sometimes we chase the ball, sometimes we are the ones being chased!"Winning in futsal is temporary, but the teasing from friends for scoring an own goal lasts forever."The ball is indeed round, but our team is definitely rounder, especially after eating martabak post-match."Winning or losing is secondary, what matters is that we can still make silly jokes on the field.""

Here is the translated text with the HTML tags preserved: "Our goalkeeper is like a memory of an ex, there are many gaps, but we still hold on."Futsal is a matter of brains and feet, but if our brains run out of ideas, feet alone aren't enough to save us!"If you can't score, at least you can prank your teammate."Playing futsal is like writing a thesis, don't take it too seriously; the important thing is to pass."

"Choose a goalkeeper who can make you laugh when he fails to catch the ball!"The ball in futsal may be small, but our egos should remain smaller, so that our friends don't get upset!"If only all problems could be solved with futsal, this world would surely be at peace."Having a teammate who likes to miss when receiving a pass? That's normal; what's not normal is if we can win!"In futsal, what's important is not who is the fastest, but who is the fastest to give an excuse if the ball is out.""

"Futsal is not just about winning, but also about who is the best at making memes from our defeats." "The ball is round, but it won't always stay round at your feet!" "If you can't be a star on the futsal field, at least you can be the coolest photographer." "Losing in futsal is okay, as long as friends remain our number one fans." "Our futsal team may not be champions, but we are definitely champions in terms of laughter!"

"Playing futsal is like playing love, sometimes you're tackled from behind, sometimes we tackle someone else's heart!" "An own goal is an art, not everyone can do it with our elegance." "Our futsal strategy is like a soap opera, a lot of drama, little action!" "If we win, we party. If we lose, we party too, but while teasing those who made us lose." "The opponent's goals may be many, but the important thing is that we can still dodge in front of the coach!""

"Playing futsal is like eating pizza; even if the slices are small, what matters is that the toppings are plentiful!"On the futsal field, the most important thing is not the ball, but the silly stories after the match."If you can score a goal, that's great, but if you can make the whole team laugh, that's legendary!"When the opponent scores a goal, we just say, 'Thank goodness we're handsome!'"Even if we lose, what matters is that our ball control remains stylish!""

"Futsal is all about coordination, the coordination of laughter between the missed goals!" Futsal is not just about chasing the ball and scoring goals, but also about enjoying every moment with laughter. The funny words of a futsal player above can be the spice on the field, making each match more exciting and full of jokes. So, don't hesitate to share these words, because in the world of futsal, laughter is part of the victory. Remember, even if you lose on the scoreboard, if you can make your friends laugh, you are still the winner!"