35 Funny Quotes about Stalking, Making Yourself Smile because You Feel Touched

"35 Funny Words about Stalking, Making You Smile Alone because You Feel Touched"

"Dream - Everyone must have had a curiosity towards someone at some point. Whether it's a friend, crush, or even an ex-lover. In this digital era, the easiest way to satisfy curiosity about others is by stalking them on social media. It has become so common that there are even funny words to comment on people whose job is to monitor other people's accounts. You might feel called out but still laugh in a humorous way. The habit of stalking should be controlled as it can become a criminal offense if taken to the extreme."

The following is the translation of the given 'Bahasa' text to 'English' while preserving any HTML tags: "The words funny stalking are our way of acknowledging that sometimes we are too curious and a little silly in finding out more about other people. Here are some funny stalking words that will make you smile and maybe feel caught red-handed."

35 Funny Quotes about Stalking, Making Yourself Smile because You Feel Touched

"Words Funny Stalking"

1. "Stalking is like coffee, it keeps you awake but sometimes bitter." 2. "Stalking exes on social media: a finger and heart exercise." 3. "I stalk you not out of curiosity, but out of habit." 4. "Stalking is an eye exercise that never makes it to the Olympics." 5. "Stalking your social media account is like watching a soap opera, full of drama!" 6. "Stalking you is like eating chips, can't stop at just one page."

7. "Stalking is a hobby that makes the eyes tired but the heart satisfied." 8. "I stalk you not because I'm jealous, but because I'm confused about what to do." 9. "Stalking you makes me an impromptu detective."

10. "I'm stalking you for scientific research on 'Why are you so interesting?'" 11. "Stalking you is like opening the refrigerator repeatedly, even though I already know what's inside." 12. "Stalking you makes me know more about you than Google does." 13. "Stalking exes, a difficult habit to eliminate." 14. "Stalking is like snacking at midnight, satisfying but regretful the next day." 15. "Stalking you is like a Netflix series, there's always a new episode."

16. "Stalking you is more exciting than reading mystery novels." 17. "Stalking your social media accounts is like visiting a private museum." 18. "I stalk you because I'm an unpaid love detective." 19. "Stalking you is like playing a puzzle, there's always a new piece to be found." 20. "Stalking is a hidden skill that isn't listed on a CV."

21. "Stalking you makes me a social media navigation expert." 22. "I stalk you not because I'm possessive, but because I'm curious about who dares to get close to you." 23. "Stalking you is like a finger exercise that nourishes the feelings." 24. "Stalking you makes me more up-to-date than the morning newspaper." 25. "Stalking exes, an activity that is not recommended but often done."

26. "Stalking you is like checking the weather forecast, it's not important but it brings peace of mind." 27. "Stalking you makes me feel like an experienced love detective." 28. "Stalking you is like reading a diary without permission." 29. "I stalk you because I can't be a superhero who can eliminate curiosity." 30. "Stalking you is like playing an adventure game, full of surprises and puzzles."

31. "Stalking you is like a marathon, tiring but satisfying when reaching the finish line!" 32. "I'm stalking you not because I'm nosy, but because I'm a love auditor!" 33. "Stalking you makes me a hero without rewards, a tireless heart detective!" 34. "Stalking you is like watching a movie trailer, constantly making me curious!" 35. "I'm stalking you because even Sherlock Holmes himself is not as good as this curiosity!"

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