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"35 Funny Single Quotes, Best Ways to Enjoy Single Status"

Dream - Jomblo is a condition where a man or a woman does not have a life partner (lover). Although many do not want to be single, sometimes this condition is intentional due to certain circumstances. Being single does not mean you have to be sad all the time. Sometimes, humor is the best way to enjoy your single status and make your days brighter. The reason is that you can freely go anywhere and for however long without anyone asking where you are and with whom.

Meaning being single is not a sad thing, in fact being single can be a joke when you hang out with friends. Here are 35 funny words for singles that can make you smile and laugh.

35 Funny Single Quotes, Best Ways to Enjoy Single Status

1. All singles are trained to be independent, eat alone, celebrate Valentine's Day alone, watch streaming alone, attend weddings alone, and celebrate Singles' Day alone. 2. A new variant of the virus has been found, characterized by frequently staring at the phone with empty eyes, waiting for notifications that never seem to come. That's the life of singles. 3. Do you know what's the similarity between me and Kraft cheese? We're both singles.

4. We are really like the number eleven, standing alone and unable to unite. 5. I am not single, just too in love with myself. 6. I was created with 50% intelligence, 30% handsome face, 19% wealth, and 1% luck in love. 7. Because of being single, my wallet always looks thick all the time. 8. Due to being single for so long, the last time I broke up was with the umbilical cord.

9. Single is an abbreviation of 'Single On Fire', always burning in solitude. 10. Being single is like a wok, lonely but resilient. 11. Being single is a choice, but if it lasts too long, it becomes a curse. 12. Being single is economical, no need to spend money treating a partner. 13. Being single is freedom, can go anywhere, anytime, with anyone. 14. Being single is not alone, we have many friends who are in the same boat.

15. Singles don't need to worry if they miss a chat because there's no one to chat with. 16. Being single is like being a hero, you have to be strong and resilient even when alone. 17. Being single is God's way of telling us to enjoy life before sharing it with someone else. 18. Being single is a smart choice, rather than being in a relationship that ends in a broken heart. 19. Singles don't care if the gas tank is almost empty, the motorcycle seat remains cool without warm hugs.

20. Single is cool, you can flirt with anyone without anyone getting jealous. 21. Being single is like being a superhero, always strong even when alone. 22. Being single is independent, doesn't need someone else to be happy. 23. Being single is like a star, still shining even when alone. 24. Being single has plenty of time for family and friends.

25. Life is not just about a partner, but about how we can be happy with ourselves. 26. Solitude is beautiful, because when we are alone, we can get to know ourselves better and understand what we truly want. 27. Don't rush to find a partner, enjoy every moment that exists. Everything will be beautiful in its own time. 28. True love will come at the right time, meanwhile, love yourself first. 29. Being single is fate, but if being single is miserable, it's called extreme bad luck!

35 Funny Single Quotes, Best Ways to Enjoy Single Status

30. Single doesn't mean not being wanted, it's just being selective. Moreover, self-esteem cannot be bought in the market. 31. Being single is like bread, it has an expiration date. Don't take too long, or it will get moldy!

32. The important thing is not the status, but the quality. So, being single with quality, ready for battle anytime! 33. Single? Don't worry, everyone has been single before, the only difference is that you've been single longer. 34. Being single is like a game, there are levels. Your level might still be beginner, be patient! 35. Being single is not a disgrace, but a blessing to be more economical. Just imagine, no expenses for dates every week!

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