Sure! Here is the translated text with the HTML tags preserved: "Dream - Beneath the calm blue sea lies a world full of color and unexpected wonders. There is Bikini Bottom, home to a group of characters that not only entertain but also offer life lessons in their own ways. The cartoon series SpongeBob SquarePants invites us to dive into funny and meaningful adventures with SpongeBob and his friends. SpongeBob SquarePants, with his infectious laughter, always brings joy in every episode. "I’m ready, I’m ready!" is his enthusiastic call every morning, reminding us to always be ready to face the day with a smile."

"Squidward Tentacles, the grumpy and cynical octopus, often complains, "Why is this life so sad?" Although it sounds pessimistic, through Squidward, we learn to appreciate art and the importance of seeking happiness in simplicity. Amidst the laughter and silliness that occurs in Bikini Bottom, each character brings a deep meaning of life in their own way. SpongeBob and his friends remind us to live life with joy, friendship, and valuable lessons at every step."

Sure! Here’s the translation while preserving the HTML tags: "Even in the midst of living that life, there are funny Spongebob quotes that make you laugh out loud. This becomes a form of entertainment in itself. Not only for children but also for adults. Here are the funny Spongebob quotes as summarized by Dream from various sources."

Here is the translated text with HTML tags preserved: “I don’t understand. No matter what I do, I always end up being crushed by someone bigger than me.” - Plankton “You are nothing but pure evil... like a comic in the newspaper.” – Sandy “I tried to tell you that I choked on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now, now it’s better.” – Patrick “What’s so great about bookworm pickles?” – Patrick “It all started when I was born.” – Squidward “Congratulations, sir! You just gave me a million dollars!” – Mr. Krabs

“Giving donations to children? What have those children ever done for me?” – Mr. Krabs “No, I'm not on my way to the opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to take over the world!” - Plankton “Yes, I will hate you even if I don't hate you.” – Patrick “You’re as ugly as homemade soup!” – Sandy “Is mayonnaise a musical instrument?” - Patrick “A 4-letter word for happiness – MONEY.” – Mr. Krabs “Goodbye everyone, I will remember you all in therapy.” - Plankton

Sure! Here is the translation of the provided text while preserving the HTML tags: "I know I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today." – Squidward"I'm ugly and I'm proud!" - Spongebob"It's just a cruel reminder that I'm still single and probably will be forever." -Squidward"Wake me up when I care." – Squidward"I'm hotter than hickory smoked sausage!" – Sandy"Hey Patrick, I'm thinking of something funnier than 24... 25!" - Spongebob"Just when I thought they couldn't get any dumber." – Squidward"

“If there is one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it is healthy dark humor!”“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone about your secret, thus adding another secret to their collection of secret secrets, secretly.” - Spongebob“There you go, sir! You just lost the privilege of your brain.” - Plankton“You need six hundred to pass, and you have six.” – Mrs. Puff“Wait, Spongebob, we are not cave people. We have technology.” – Patrick

“Not because I'm cheating! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a little kid.” - Plankton “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad when reading directions.” - Spongebob “I think I'm going to steal something. Can't imagine why. So, I'm just enjoying this beautiful day!” - Plankton “Fools never realize how foolish they are…” – Patrick "SpongeBob is the only person I know who can have fun with jellyfish... for 12 hours!" - Squidward "We have to take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!" – Patrick

“Yeah, in my opinion, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs “Yeah, this isn’t the first time you’ve ruined everything.” – Squidward “I think hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick “I’m very loyal, I don’t mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” - Spongebob “Once upon a time, there was an ugly kid. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” – Patrick “I order the food, you cook the food. The customers get the food. We’ve been doing this for 40 years, and then we die.” – Squidward

```html "Oh, yes, no world means no money, so save the world, or you're fired!" – Mr. Krabs "Squidward… I'm using your clarinet to clean my toilet!" - Spongebob "We will never turn away customers even if their requests are the most ridiculous." – Mr. Krabs "Hello. You have reached the home of an unknown talented person." – Squidward "Sorry, sir, but you are sitting on my body, which is also my face." - Spongebob Spongebob: "Once I had a dream." / Mr. Krabs: "Yeah? I once had a kidney stone. It all passes in the end." ```

Here is the translated text: "We don't need television ... not as long as we have imagination." – Spongebob"Good people don't tear other people's hands." - Spongebob"All I know is eating and breathing." - Spongebob"It took three days to make that potato salad, three days!!!" – Spongebob"