1. "Why is finding a soulmate harder than finding free WiFi? 😔" 2. "I'm not lazy, just conserving energy for the future." 3. "I was going to go on a diet, but then fried rice came along... oh well, maybe next time." 4. "If sleeping is a sport, then I already have an athlete's body."

11. "Love is blind, but why still look at the bank account balance?" 12. "Believe it or not, today I'm not late... just a little bit delayed." 13. "If sleeping is a job, I would have definitely been promoted by now." 14. "Why is someone else's girlfriend more attractive, am I the one with faulty vision?" 15. "It's easier to find a needle in a haystack than to find motivation on a Monday."

16. "Why is it difficult to find a soulmate? Because it's not available on Shopee." 17. "I want to go on a diet, but nasi padang says, 'Don't leave me.'" 18. "Why do I like to sleep? Because in my dreams, I'm always rich." 19. "Coffee is bitter, but it's even more bitter if it doesn't reply to my chat." 20. "My problem today: I'm hungry, but I'm also lazy."

21. "I am a complete package: Handsome or not, funny or not, rich or not." 22. "If laziness is an art, I would have become a maestro." 23. "I need wifi as fast as my morning sleep desires." 24. "Life is like a cellphone signal, sometimes full, sometimes lost somewhere." 25. "Why does rain always make me emotional? Because rain always falls, but you don't."

26. "If sleep could solve problems, I would be Sleeping Beauty." 27. "Love is blind, but why does it still see my bank account balance?" 28. "Favorite breakfast: Dreaming of being rich, reality is chicken porridge." 29. "I'm not lazy, just running an energy-saving program." 30. "If laziness was a job, I would have been a CEO by now."

36. "If sleeping is a job, I would have retired rich." 37. "Looking for a soulmate is like searching for WiFi signal, full of hope but often lost." 38. "I need coffee to get through the day, and you to live life. Haha." 39. "If falling in love is as easy as falling asleep, this world would be full of happiness." 40. "Life is like a phone battery, sometimes full of energy, sometimes needs to be charged multiple times."