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"50 Funny Sleep Quotes that Will Make You Laugh Out Loud, Providing Entertainment before Bedtime"

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Dream - Funny sleep words can be an entertainment on its own as a prelude before falling asleep. Especially after a tiring day of activities, you need to refresh your mind to sleep with a happy heart. You can share these funny words with friends to share happiness before sleep. Or maybe read them together with your partner before sleep. This method is quite effective in making the relationship closer. Because the moment before rest is filled with funny things, just reading funny sleep words that entertain.

Well, here are some funny bedtime words that can entertain you as summarized by Dream through various sources.

50 Funny Sleep Quotes that Make You Laugh, Soothing Entertainment before Sleeping
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"Funny Sleep Quotes that Make You Laugh"

"I'm tired, I want to sleep first. If there's a need, just come to my dream."

"In our dreams, we enter a world that is entirely ours. Let them swim in the deepest oceans or glide on the highest clouds." - JK Rowling "True silence is the tranquility of the mind, and for the soul, it is like sleep for the body, food and refreshment." - William Penn "Single, right? Don't stay up late, if you catch a cold, no one will take care of you." "Only handsome guys and beautiful girls are sleeping at this hour. Good night, everyone!" "Good night, weak people who haven't opened their hearts to someone. Let alone their hearts, they need scissors to open a packet of instant noodles."

"When you wake up with a song lingering in your head, it means an angel sang you to sleep." - Denise Baer "We are such stuff as dreams are made on." - William Shakespeare "Tonight is very late. The moon looks bright. Dreams will soon come." "Goodnight - may you fall asleep in the embrace of dreams, so beautiful that you will cry when you wake up." - Michael Faudet "Go to the market, buy some dandang, don't forget to buy gethuk. Hey, you who like to stay up late, be careful tomorrow you'll be sleepy."

"Before going to sleep, make sure the pillow next to you is really a pillow. It would be troublesome if it turns out that the pillow you are using is actually a ghost. Scary." "Go to sleep, single guys. Why stay up late? Poor lamp that accompanies you until morning." "Dreams allow each of us to go crazy peacefully and safely every night in our lives." - William Charles Dement "Wake up early, sleep early, make a man healthy, wealthy, and dead." - James Thurber "Bright day, dark night, sitting, lying down, remember you. Come on, my love, have a deep sleep, hug the pillow and pretend it's me."

"Sleep is my candy. Bed is my distributor. And alarm is my police. I hope you feel the same, Friend!"

50 Funny Sleep Quotes that Make You Laugh, Soothing Entertainment before Sleeping

"Night is getting late, time to pull the blanket. Don't forget to wash your feet first so you won't get bitten by ants. Have a good sleep from a cute person. " "Go to the market to buy a rice cooker, don't forget to buy gethuk (traditional Javanese snack made from cassava). Hey, you who like to stay up late, be careful tomorrow you'll be sleepy." "Good night - may you fall asleep in the embrace of dreams, so beautiful, you will cry when you wake up." - Michael Faudet "I just want to wish you a good night. Oh! Don't forget to check under your mattress too, okay?" "Don't give up on your dreams so quickly, sleep longer." - Anonymous "I like to sleep. My life tends to be messy when I wake up, you know?" - Ernest Hemingway

"Insomnia is a glamorous term for thoughts you forgot to have in the day." — Alain de Botton, British-Swiss Philosopher "I love sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You can live and not be conscious." — Rita Rudner "Look outside. There's no sun, but there's a moon, right? Do you know what that means? Yeah, because it's already night. Go to sleep!" "A day without a nap is like a bowl of cake without frosting." — Terri Guillemets "Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it." — Gillian Flynn

"Cannot sleep, it's terrible. You suffer from partying all night... without satisfaction." — Lynn Johnston"Don't stay up all night, just be aware. If you're sick, no one reminds you to take medicine. Just hurry up and go to sleep!" "I move a lot in my sleep. It makes me feel like going to the gym in the morning is pointless. Good night." "Time cannot be turned back, licked, let alone dipped. Good night, friend." "I miss sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!" — Anonymous

"Good evening, fellow comrades. Since we're both single, let's lie down first until morning, accompanied by pillows and blankets, shall we!"

50 Funny Sleep Quotes that Make You Laugh, Soothing Entertainment before Sleeping

"Good evening, friends, sleep well. Ciee, how happy it is for a single person to be greeted."You have entered a time when the spoon is in the right hand, the cellphone is in the left hand, and the soulmate is still in the hands of God. Good night, Mblo!"Good evening. Don't forget to sleep with a pillow. Who knows, you might dream of being married."No wonder Sleeping Beauty looks so good... she takes long naps, never grows old, and doesn't need to do anything except snoring to get her Prince Charming." — Hijau Zaitun"Single, right? Don't stay up late, if you catch a cold, there won't be anyone to take care of you."

"Walk to the night market, don't forget to bring a motorbike. Oh, it's already night, it's time for us to be late."Success means sleeping at night knowing that our talents and abilities are used to serve others."Has anyone ever noticed that when you were a child, you hated sleeping and now as adults, we want to sleep all the time."The sea will give everyone a new hope, and sleep will bring dreams back home."The best thing about sleep is when it's raining and tomorrow is a holiday."Dreams have the power to poison sleep."I want to embrace you until we both fall asleep.""

"Sleeping early and waking up early may indicate unskilled labor." "An ocean without hidden monsters in the darkness is like sleeping without dreams." "It is a common experience that difficult problems at night are solved in the morning after sleep." "Life is short. Sleep as much as you can."

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