"Dream - The balance in your account is indeed more interesting than a love story. Discounts are more thrilling than horror movies. If you feel the same way about those two statements, then these funny money-related words seem to perfectly represent your feelings. Because sometimes life needs a little sprinkle of humor so that our account balance can keep smiling, even though the reality can be quite painful. Have you ever felt jealous of a credit card? Or maybe you've fallen in love with a promotional price that's hard to forget? If the answer is yes, then you're in the right place, Dream Friends."
"In this article, Dream will share funny materialistic quotes that not only make you laugh but also might make you realize that love and money can actually dance to the same rhythm, as long as your bank balance isn't screaming for mercy. So, get ready to be entertained with a series of words that will make you laugh while checking your wallet and hoping for the biggest discount in the world. Let's take a look at the following funny materialistic quotes!"
The translation of "Kata-Kata Matre Lucu" to English is "Funny Materialistic Words".
Here is the translation of the provided 'Bahasa' text to 'English' while preserving the HTML tags: "1. "I don't care how it happens, if there's a discount, I'll definitely come!" 2. "Got money? Good! Got a heart? Even better if there's money!" 3. "Don't get me wrong, I'm only materialistic when there's cash, not love!" 4. "My life: money, food, sleep. Repeat until the end of the month!" 5. "If love is blind, I might be colorblind, but currency is very clear!""
Here is the translated text with the HTML tags preserved: "6. "I like guys who are rich... I mean, rich in attention and money!" 7. "I'm not materialistic, I just know the value of every rupiah!" 8. "Hoping for an extra 24 hours to chase discounts!" 9. "Love is indeed blind, but my bank balance keeps me awake!""
Here is the translated text with HTML tags preserved: "10. "I'm not materialistic, I just have expensive taste and a low budget!" 11. "Getting a paycheck feels like falling in love again!" 12. "Shopping is more exciting than watching a drama, because there are discounts!" 13. "Don't be afraid to fall in love, be afraid if your bank balance decreases!" 14. "Happiness is simple, just look at your bank balance!" 15. "Money may not be everything, but without money, everything becomes a problem!""
Here is the translation of the provided text while preserving the HTML tags: 16. "Nothing is more enjoyable than shopping with discounts!" 17. "There's nothing wrong with liking expensive items, as long as you have the money!" 18. "The courage to fall in love also requires capital, which is money!" 19. "Is it possible to have love that pays with a credit card?" 20. "Life is short, so shop a lot!"
Here is the translated text with HTML tags preserved: 21. "It's tough when discounts and love come at the same time, which one to choose first?" 22. "Love is free, but the desired items are expensive!" 23. "Monthly salary: 50% for food, 50% for shopping. The rest? Later!" 24. "The joys and sorrows of shopping: happy to get items, sad to wait for the salary!" 25. "There's nothing more beautiful than seeing the bank balance increase!" 26. "Love is like shopping, sometimes impulsive and often a hassle!" 27. "Hoping all problems can be solved with a big discount!"
Sure! Here is the translated text while preserving the HTML tags: "28. "Saving for the future, but still want to shop now!" 29. "How much love can I buy with a 50% discount?" 30. "If love needs money, I am ready to be an investor!""
Here is the translated text while preserving the HTML tags: "31. "Shopping with discounts is like falling in love, it makes your heart race!" 32. "If you need attention, I can give you cash!" 33. "True love is when shopping doesn't disturb your bank balance!" 34. "It's not being materialistic, just being cautious to keep the balance thick!" 35. "Happiness is priceless, but shopping with discounts is priceless!""
Here is the translation of the provided text while preserving the HTML tags: "Thus, those are the funny materialistic words that make you laugh out loud. I hope you are ready to face the world with a wide smile and a wallet ready to receive good news, or at least prepared for the big discounts that make your heart race. Even though we all try to manage our finances wisely, there’s nothing wrong with occasionally making room for laughter. After all, humor is the best way to face everything, including the reality that the account balance may not meet expectations."
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