2. "If laughing can make you lose weight, why am I still fat? Oh, maybe because I laugh while eating." 3. "Currently undergoing a laughter diet, to have a slim body and a happy heart." 4. "Life is beautiful, especially when you have just eaten chocolate." 5. "Work hard until your neighbors think you are selling online." 6. "Always strive to be mature, except when there is a new toy." 7. "Have a big plan today: to sleep longer than usual in the afternoon."

8. "Believe it or not, I can control my anger... as long as I am sleeping." 9. "Don't forget to smile today. It confuses people why you are happy!" 10. "If your life is full of drama, add a little popcorn." 11. "Friendship is like WiFi, they are present even when we don't always see them." 12. "Beware, I am on a diet... a diet to save money for vacation!" 13. "Better late than not eating at all."

The following are funny words that Sahabat Dream can use to update their daily status: 21. "Today I woke up early and immediately felt productive... then went back to sleep." 22. "If laughing can make you lose weight, I would have become a model by now." 23. "Life is like WiFi, always searching for a strong connection." 24. "Today's diet: only eating foods that start with the letter 'K'... like cake, chips, and coffee."

25. "Why work hard if you can take a nap?" 26. "I'm not lazy, I'm just saving energy." 27. "Life is short, so have dessert first." 28. "They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy meatball soup, right?" 29. "If you can't laugh at yourself, I can do it for you." 30. "My life's hope: more vacations and delicious food." 31. "Work hard until your neighbor thinks you're selling online."

32. "You know you're an adult when taking a nap in the afternoon becomes the biggest dream." 33. "Always remember, a smile is the best makeup you can wear." 34. "Coffee makes me feel like I can conquer the world... at least until it runs out." 35. "Welcome to the day where I try hard not to look too lazy. Hopefully, the above statuses can entertain and make your friends smile, thus reducing a little bit of the burden from daily activities."