Dream - In running a business, marketing plays a very important role in increasing sales. Whether it's a product or a service, good marketing will support the success of the business that you, friend Dream, are running. As time goes by, competition in the business world is indeed getting tougher. Therefore, every entrepreneur is required to be creative without limits in order to attract consumer attention. One way is by using funny marketing words. These unusual promotional words may seem bizarre, but this method is quite powerful in making your products or services in demand.

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"Mother, be careful, there's something falling there. The one who dropped it is the one who will pay for it, let's take a look at the shirt first!"

"The bedsheet with fire motif, sis, is suitable for sinners like us."

"Even though you're chubby, you still fit in my heart, and of course, you can also fit in our trendy pants that are available in all sizes!"

"Lost money of 20,000 is being sought. If found, you will be rewarded with a beautiful pair of shorts."

"Come on, come on! Luna Maya has already bought it, Lulu Tobing has already bought it, Lu Lu, you haven't bought it yet!"

"Let's buy hot pants from us for flood preparation. Guaranteed short, sexy, and won't get wet in the flood! Prove it yourself, sis." "You are already beautiful, but even more beautiful if you wear the trendy dress that we sell. Fits from S to XXXL, you know!" "Selling Oppo HP charger because the HP was taken by the ex-boyfriend, bro. Serious buyers can inbox me, take it today!" "Looking for beautiful shoes at the best price? Here is the solution! Buy 1, get 2 (right and left)."

"Thin or fat is a choice, delicious food is a necessity, enjoying a tasty meal at our stall is a certainty!" "For sale quickly! Need money! There is rawon rice, chicken soto rice, fried rice, fried noodles, fried capcay, and many more." "Mendoan Miyabi. My tempeh is hot, making you sweat." "Dr. Lontong, Sp.PL. Specialist in Hungry Disease. Practice schedule from 07.00 until finished. Open almost every day, closed on doomsday!" "Angkringan Sarkimpul, standing since you left." "IkiAyam. Free meal on Fridays, but I am not open." "Let's shake (coffee with chocolate). Guaranteed satisfaction!"

"Warung Kurang Serius is open every day, except when it's closed, which means it's not open. Available hehe: Lumpia Bihun hehe, Lumpia Kol hehe, Martabak Telur hehe, Telur Gulung hehe, and many more hehehe."Cultivate laziness in cooking! Free meal from 12.00-15.00. We open at 16.00, hehehe."Welcome to Bakso Klenger Mas Agus. Special for those named Agus, free meal for a lifetime!"Bring a girlfriend, get a 5% discount, bring a wife, get a 10% discount, bring a wife and girlfriend at the same time, we give it for FREE!"Wiuw wiuw wiuw, be careful... There's a hunger extinguisher! Don't get too close if you don't want your tongue to be drenched in our incredibly delicious soup."

"You're already sweet, so don't be cold like that. Later, you might get confused with our sweet homemade ice cream that makes you forget about life's problems!" "Lost, 5000 rupiah. If found, please bring it to this stand and exchange it for a glass of fruit ice." "Surveys prove that customers really love eating at our restaurant. Delicious food, affordable prices, great place and service, and the owner is also friendly (still single). Don't believe it? See for yourself!" "Mie Ayam Gacong, street food taste, five-star price! Oops, sorry, it's reversed. Well, it's okay, better than wasting the banner if it's not used later."

"Warning! We are not responsible for the addictive effects that may arise after eating seblak in our stall.""Are you team stirred porridge or not? We don't care, what matters is that our porridge is delicious no matter how you eat it."

"Drinks like that can't make you happy. Try this srikaya ice, maybe it can make you rich!"Bring your girlfriend, get 30% off, bring your wife, get 50% off, bring both and we'll give you free drinks until you're bloated!"Walking far without a destination will cause thirst, sitting here while giving 10 thousand rupiahs can eliminate thirst."Drink ice here today and pay, tomorrow it's free!"Promo!!! Buy 1 get 1!"Only at Susi Shushan-tea, you can become a badminton athlete."Empty wallet? It's okay, as long as your throat isn't dry."Promo!!! Jessica Coffee Ice, original without cyanide."Feeling weak, bestieeee? Try this teaaaaaa ice!""

"Wish Wash. I Wish You Wash Here." "dr. Rossi, Sp.CM (Motor Wash Specialist). Open practice 06.00-20.00 WIB." "Buy a house and get a WIFE (Interior, Speedy, Telephone, Refrigerator, iPad). Hurry, there are only 8 WIVES!" "Bong Supit Modern, can be circumcised while playing PS. Providing Laser Circumcision, Ring Circumcision, and Regular Circumcision services." "It's called life, there will be many trials. If you have a lot of laundry, just bring it to Ajeng Laundry." "Buy a house for 250 million and immediately get a Young Wife (Cheap and Safe Dream House Investment)."

"Buy an apartment and get a HUSBAND (Speedy, U See TV, AC, Mattress, Interior). Hurry, there are only 8 HUSBANDS available!" "Wash motorcycles, taxis, travel vehicles, carpets, cows, and buffaloes. We wash anything!" "Wash motorcycles "Kilat Mayor" starting from Rp6.000. "Fast and Satisfying," - Grandpa Sugiono."