"Dream - Greeting your future in-laws can be a moment filled with pressure. How could it not be? This is one of the important steps in building a relationship with your future in-laws. But who says facing your future in-laws always has to be serious and tense? Sometimes, humor can be the perfect bridge to lighten the mood and create a warm closeness. Therefore, Dream will share 45 funny words for future in-laws that will make you the ideal son-in-law."

Here's the translation of the provided 'Bahasa' text into 'English' while preserving the HTML tags: ```html 3. "Future in-laws, I hope you are ready for a son-in-law who loves to finish the food on the table." 4. "I don't just bring love, but also an incredible skill in cooking instant noodles." 5. "Don't worry, Ma'am. I have been practicing washing dishes every day!" 6. "Sir, Ma'am, if I become your son-in-law, you will get free funny stories every day!" 7. "Future in-laws, don't be surprised if I often sneak snacks from the fridge." 8. "I promise I won't sleep on the living room sofa, except when watching soccer." 9. "Ma'am, I am an expert in tasting dishes. So, be prepared for someone to help check the seasoning." ```

Here is the translated text with the HTML tags preserved: "14. "I bring a lot of funny stories from the village for entertainment in the afternoon." 15. "Sir, I'm not good at cleaning, but I'm good at making delicious coffee." 16. "Sir/Madam, if I'm accepted, your house will be livelier with laughter and jokes." 17. "Sir, I promise I won't borrow the motorcycle without permission, unless my phone battery is dead." 18. "Ma'am, I promise I won't cook burnt food, unless that's really the recipe." 19. "Sir/Madam, I will be a son-in-law who is always ready to help find lost sandals." 20. "Sir, I promise I won't fight over the TV remote, unless we're watching a soap opera."

Here is the translated text with the HTML tags preserved: "Here is a collection of funny words for future in-laws that will make you the ideal son-in-law: 21. "I am an expert in finishing food, so don't worry about leftovers." 22. "Mom, I am ready to be a loyal assistant when shopping at the market." 23. "Dad, I promise I won't sneak in time for a nap, unless I've eaten a lot." 24. "Sir/Madam, I am ready to be a fun conversation partner at night.""

Here is the translated text with the HTML tags preserved: "25. "I will be a diligent son-in-law, diligent in eating and diligent in making people laugh."26. "Mom, I am an expert in making fresh iced tea for the whole family."27. "Dad, I promise to help paint the house, but please prepare some snacks!"28. "Sir/Madam, I brought a lot of funny stories from the office for family entertainment."29. "Mom, I promise to always help find the needle that falls on the mattress."30. "Dad, I promise I won't fall asleep in the middle of your favorite movie."31. "Sir/Madam, I brought a lot of funny riddles for family night."

Here is the translated text with the HTML tags preserved: "32. "Mom, I promise I won't make the kitchen messy, except when learning a new recipe." 33. "Dad, I promise I'll always be there to find ointment when someone falls." 34. "Sir/Madam, I will be a son-in-law who is always ready to help move the gallon." 35. "Mom, I'm ready to be a loyal partner when watching Korean dramas." 36. "Dad, I promise I won't disturb you while watching soccer, unless I need to apologize." 37. "Sir/Madam, I will be a son-in-law who is always ready to help check the gas on the stove." 38. "Mom, I promise to always wash the dishes after a big meal."

Here is the translated text while preserving the HTML tags: "39. "Sir, I promise I won't borrow the motorcycle without permission, unless my phone battery is dead."40. "Sir/Madam, I am ready to be the son-in-law who always brings in the laundry when it suddenly rains."41. "Ma'am, I promise I won't sleep in the living room, unless it's during a football match."42. "Sir, I promise I won't disturb you while watching football, unless there's an urgent matter."43. "Sir/Madam, I will be the son-in-law who is always ready to help check the gas on the stove."44. "Ma'am, I promise I won't make the kitchen messy, unless I'm learning a new recipe."45. "Sir, I promise to always be there to find ointment when someone falls."