4. As a young person, I feel like a refrigerator. It's filled with a lot of things, but I don't have the money to buy a new one. 5. "If life only happens once, why not become a unicorn to make it more special?" I thought when I was bored. 6. I am very frugal, to the point that I save funny stories in my phone's gallery. That's the real savings. 7. Not sad, just fascinated by how creative people can be in creating spontaneous jokes in the family WhatsApp group.

8. Please don't say 'rarely shower' to me, I have advanced to 'getting closer to nature'. 9. While washing dishes, I thought, maybe this is how God gives us time to reflect on our actions. 10. Wise people say, "Love is blind." But in my opinion, it can actually make us glare angrily. 11. "Never give up!" shouts the little voice within. "Okay, later," replies the heart watching TV.

1. "Today I tried to diet, but why are the available foods so tempting, huh?" 2. "I didn't expect that when falling in love, the mood booster increases dramatically. Especially when rejected, the mood booster instantly drops freely!" 3. "Today I practiced English, but what came out was Korean. When will I be able to use English properly?"

4. "Just realized, I've been talking to myself all this time. How could I not, the person next to me just said 'come here, let's chat!'" 5. "Is there such a thing as 'free time'? I'm just sitting here doing my tasks, and suddenly it's already dusk." 6. "Why is it that every time I want to sleep, a thousand thoughts race through my mind. Even though there's no pending task." 7. "Being single is like a bundle package, you get a cheap price but you also get bonus problems." 8. "I'm already exhausted just going to the office today, isn't it unfair that this work chair doesn't have any sympathy?"

9. "I should have joined the morning exercise, but why did I wake up late? Maybe my body didn't agree, huh?" 10. "I used to think that the neighbor's grass is always greener, turns out if you water it every day, it will definitely be maximally green!" 11. "My plan today was to watch an exciting movie, but instead, I slept soundly from dusk until dawn!" 12. "Trying out a new recipe, but it ended up becoming the neighbor's cat's dinner. Maybe it's not yet time for me to become a chef." 13. Life is like hanging out at a coffee shop, often bitter but still enjoyed by some people.

1. Life is like instant noodles, sometimes tough but in the end only needs hot water. 2. If your life is a flower garden, make sure you don't forget to water it. The same goes for your feelings. 3. Life is like running a marathon, sometimes you run, sometimes you fall, but what's certain is you always have to get up again.

4. According to me, life is like a soap opera story, full of drama and twists that can surprise you every day. 5. Life without jokes is like bread without spread, tasteless! 6. Maybe life is like a comedy drama, often making you laugh, but there are also moments that make you cry. 7. Life is like playing chess, you have to be able to move forward, backward, or avoid problems. 8. Have you ever felt that life is like a crossword puzzle? Sometimes difficult, but there is always a solution in the end.

9. Life is like riding a roller coaster, full of ups and downs that make your stomach churn, but in the end, it's always a thrilling ride. 10. If life had a soundtrack, maybe the song would be "Que Sera Sera", because it turns out like this. 11. Life without jokes is like eating plain rice without side dishes, it feels incomplete. 12. In my opinion, life is like a funny comic, full of crazy and irrational things. 13. Life is like playing Monopoly, sometimes you go up, sometimes you go down, but your finances will keep spinning.

1. Oh no, once again, I ate too much nasi padang, and now my body is getting bloated! 2. I just bought a pillow with my face on it, so I can lean on it while joking with myself. 3. I forgot to bring my wallet to the office earlier, luckily the cafeteria doesn't sell expensive food. 4. Nowadays, my diet consists of just drooling over delicious food.

ue tuh lagi-lagi ketinggalan trend, yang lahirnya nggak bisa nyisir rambut.7. Gue tuh setiap hari latihan senyum, biar musuh gue bingung sebenernya senyum karena senang atau karena rencana jahat.8. Kayaknya sekarang gue tuh udah jadi motivation speaker buat orang-orang yang malas, karena gue malasnya level internasional.9. Gue tuh mau jadi penyanyi, tapi suara gue kalah keras sama suara ketawa orang lain.10. Nggak tau harus senang atau nggak, kalo gue ini badannya mulai kugedes-gedes. Translation: I always lag behind the trend, born unable to comb my hair.7. I practice smiling every day, so that my enemies are confused whether I smile because I am happy or because of evil plans.8. It seems like now I have become a motivational speaker for lazy people, because my laziness is at an international level.9. I want to be a singer, but my voice is overpowered by other people's laughter.10. I don't know if I should be happy or not, as my body is starting to become bigger.

1. Not having money is like a maze, difficult to get out but eventually possible. 2. Being single is like french fries, always present at the end of the dish but never finished. 3. Learning is like eating, if you don't take a bite, it won't enter your head. 4. Waking up in the morning is like thinking, it's hard but necessary.

5. Diet is like a relationship, starts with good intentions, but always ends up messy. 6. Guys are like WiFi, often unreliable. 7. Puppy love is like smoking, addictive but unhealthy. 8. Mistakes are like MSG, addictive but better to avoid. 9. Life is like a dream, sometimes unclear but still must be lived. 10. Trusting a politician's promise is like believing in soulmates in the real world, it can be futile.

1. "Today I woke up, oh turns out it's still a dream. Haven't showered, already found a soulmate." 2. "I'm not an attention seeker, but I seek attention a lot, like catching a thief red-handed." 3. "Today I feel like a bus driver, because I'm tired of carrying passengers in my heart." 4. "I'm like chili sauce, always present in every dish and never absent."

5. "Every day I always say 'I'll start my diet tomorrow', but the next day I eat again. So when will I start, huh?" 6. "I want to be a successful person, but why the more successful I become, the more I want to be someone else." 7. "If being handsome is a sin, I'm willing to be sentenced to death." 8. "Wise people say that soulmates won't go anywhere, but why does my soulmate always wander around without any news!" 9. "I'm like a headset, always connected to problems." 10. "Today I wore a batik outfit, turns out it's not National Batik Day. It's okay, as long as the batik is cool."

1. "I'm on a diet, but why does my fat keep getting flirtatious?" 2. "If you become a farmer, the salary will definitely 'blister'." 3. "When parents get angry, it's really powerful, they can make their child 'sulk'." 4. "Why can't fish play games? Because they don't have hands to type accessories."

5. "When I climb a mountain, I always get stuck, I can't climb." 6. "This morning, when I woke up, someone knocked on the door, but it turned out to be the neighbor who accidentally bumped into the door." 7. "If I could talk to animals, I would tell the cat to guard the house, so there won't be any more motorcycle thieves." 8. "I once dated a guy with black skin, so you could say I've also dated a devil." 9. "Anyway, when I'm angry, I just sit in my room."

1. "This morning I woke up, thinking about a lot of tasks, but then I remembered, life is not just about chasing deadlines, but also chasing lunch!" 2. "Today, I learned that true love is like wifi, sometimes it's on but sometimes it connects to the neighbor." 3. "Never be afraid to try new things, who knows, maybe later you can be paid with free food!"

4. "Life is like a toll road, sometimes congested, sometimes expensive, but one thing for sure, we must keep moving forward." 5. "I learned that it's better to be late than not show up, unless the lateness is because I'm still sleeping in bed." 6. "Don't take things too seriously, or your face will wrinkle faster than time." 7. "Life is like a balloon, sometimes it needs to be filled with air, sometimes it needs to withstand the impact." 8. "Never give up, except when playing limbo, keep shouting 'I'm tired!'"

9. "If other people say meet up at 5 o'clock, be prepared if they come at 7 o'clock. Asian time, like that." 10. "Missing someone is like a cellphone, it can disappear momentarily but reappear when charged with attention." 11. "Don't take life too seriously, try to see it from a comedic perspective once in a while, maybe the result will be funnier." 12. "Don't just think about running away from problems, also think about ways to fix the problems."