The following are funny and entertaining one-sided love quotes that can console your broken heart: 1. "My love for you is like wifi, always available but never connected." 2. "I am like the sunset that you admire but never possess." 3. "My love for you is like a public transportation vehicle, stuck in your heart but never departing." 4. "You are like a wifi password, always making me curious but difficult to obtain."

5. "My love for you is like a domestic cat, constantly meowing but never being noticed." 6. "I am like a midnight confession, you hear but don't respond." 7. "My love for you is like an analog TV signal, present but unclear." 8. "I am like a garden light, illuminating your path but you never notice." 9. "My love for you is like a drizzling rain, making you sentimental but not wet." 10. "I am like a phone charger, always loyal to accompany you but never considered important."

11. "My love for you is like a flash drive, always near you but you never save it." 12. "I am like an eraser, always near you but you only use me when you need." 13. "My love for you is like flip-flops, faithfully accompanying you but you only wear me when going to the store." 14. "I am like plain water, nourishing but you always ignore me." 15. "My love for you is like loose change, always there but never enough for you." 16. "I am like nighttime internet data, always available but you rarely use it."

21. "My love for you is like a spam notification, always appearing but always ignored." 22. "I am like emergency credit, always there but only used by you when in a tight situation." 23. "My love for you is like a heavy application on an old phone, always crashing before it succeeds." 24. "You are like a 5G signal, everyone is waiting but I never get it." 25. "My love for you is like an advertisement in the middle of a movie, always appearing at the wrong time."

36. "I'm like an old playlist, you know I exist but you never play me." 37. "My love for you is like a friend request, waiting to be accepted but never approved." 38. "I'm like a passing snack vendor, you know I exist but you never buy from me." 39. "My love for you is like a blurry photo, faintly visible but still present." 40. "I'm like a broken washing machine, trying hard but never succeeding."