Dream - Life is full of unexpected surprises. But having an empty wallet more often and an ATM balance that often surprises us with disappointment rather than joy is no longer a surprise. Difficult financial conditions often make life feel heavy and stressful. However, we need to approach it wisely so as not to cause mental disturbance due to the financial situation. To entertain you when you see your wallet more often empty than filled, it is best to read the following funny words about not having money.
"Dream will invite you to laugh freely while enjoying funny words about the miracle of an empty wallet. Who says not having money is sad? Well, it is actually sad. But let's try to change that perspective with a collection of hilarious words that can make you burst into laughter and feel lighter even though your wallet is thin."
Words That Don't Have Money are Funny
Get ready to laugh until your stomach hurts, because living without money can be the most entertaining joke!1. "My wallet is thin, it's like it's on a diet."2. "I'm emptier than an ATM on the end of the month."3. "ATM balance is like a ghost, invisible."4. "Want to go shopping? Check your wallet first, only find air."5. "Money and I are like in a long-distance relationship, very far apart."
6. "Old age is like a mystery, always making curious." 7. "My wallet is like a zoo, it only contains animal photos." 8. "Having money? That's just a myth." 9. "My wallet is drier than the Sahara desert." 10. "My wallet is like a magician, the money always disappears."
11. "Money and I are like heaven and earth, they don't connect." 12. "Empty wallet, but the heart is still full of laughter." 13. "Buy food with a smile? Just try it, who knows you might get it." 14. "My wallet is thin, needs a 'money' vitamin." 15. "My ATM is now just an empty receipt printing machine." 16. "Money in the account is like rain in the dry season, rarely appears." 17. "My wallet is like an empty boarding house during the holiday season, no occupants."
18. "Have money? That's just a bedtime story." 19. "My bank balance is only a grain of rice, very minimalistic." 20. "My wallet is like a museum, just for display." 21. "I see money less often than I see rainbows." 22. "The end of the month teaches me extreme survival skills." 23. "My bank balance is like the planet Pluto, small and distant." 24. "My wallet is thinner than A4 paper."
25. "Money and I are already like celebrities, can only be seen on TV." 26. "My wallet is already like a meatball, round and empty." 27. "My ATM balance makes others jealous, its contents are very secretive." 28. "Empty wallet, but the heart remains thick." 29. "Having money? That's just a fantasy."
30. "My wallet is like a spaceship, empty of air." 31. "The money in my account is like a star, only visible from afar." 32. "My wallet is already like a haunted house, empty and deserted." 33. "My ATM balance is like a signal on a cellphone, often disappearing." 34. "Empty wallet but dreams remain high." 35. "Having money? That's just a passing wind."
"Hopefully after reading the funny words above about not having money, you can see the funny side of having a thin wallet and an empty ATM balance. Remember, even though money may be temporarily distant, laughter and happiness can always accompany you. Don't let the contents of your wallet determine your smile, because humor is an invaluable treasure. So, when your wallet is thin, keep laughing and sharing funny stories with friends. Who knows, laughter might attract fortune! Keep up the spirit and stay funny, okay!"
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