5. Money may not be everything, but not having money is also nothing. 6. Money may not be able to buy love, but it can buy a lot of chocolate and that's almost the same. 7. I want to have a body like a bodybuilder, but my hands are always stronger at grabbing food than dumbbells. 8. Why doesn't money grow on trees? Because the government has planted taxes there. 9. I don't have money for retirement, so my plan is to work until I die. Or until I win the lottery, whichever comes first.

10. Saving for the future is important, but if there is a big discount, the future can wait. 11. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy new shoes, and that's almost the same. 12. Why am I always running out of money? Maybe because I always have a leaky pocket. 13. Money may not be able to buy friends, but it can buy a more loyal dog. 14. I'm not extravagant, I'm just investing in beautiful memories. 15. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

28. Money is like a cat, it comes when you're not looking for it and disappears when you need it. 29. Why can't money talk? Because if it could, we would often hear money screaming, "Goodbye!" 30. Why is money so hard to understand? Because money is always in someone else's hands! 31. Why does money quickly run out after payday? Because they have their own vacation plans! 32. What is the difference between humans and ATMs? ATMs sometimes say "insufficient funds," while humans tend to say "just go shopping!"

35. Why can't money buy happiness? Because money prefers to go shopping rather than listen to our complaints. The funny words about money above hopefully can entertain you a little in a possibly unfavorable financial condition. Although money is a serious matter, sometimes we need a little humor to lighten the burden and enjoy life. Remember to always maintain a balance between saving and enjoying life.